weekENDS yg DERITA...

A month ago..conversation between me & che lah..

CL : nyah..Jiran A ni dh nk pindah..klo die pindah..kite pndah nk?sbb klo byr sewa nanti..baik kite amik better apartment..klo my sis or ur mom nk dtg umah pn proper..ade visitor pn ok..
ME : ok gak..bolelah nyah..ape kate kite crk sorang lg ngan kite..sbb apartment 3 bilik ngan 2 bilik..beza seribu je..better kite sewa 3 bilik..jimat skit kan??oklah..esok kite advertise sape nk duk ngan kite..klo bole org2 kitelah kan…

2 weeks ago..tgh ari sabtu..Jiran B ajak pg tgk umah br die..on our way to his house..die bgtau ktorang yg Jiran C pn nk pndah dh ujung bln…SHITTT!!no more internet & maknenyer tingkat atas umah 2 kosong..mase g tgk umah Jiran B..ok gaklah umah die..sewa pn ok..klo dpt 3 org..oklah nk amik umah dekat compound tuh..hmmm..tp susah gile nk crk 3rd tenant..yelah..kalo bole nak org Malaysia..pempuan..single..(which bole kira ngan jari..)so..kitorng pn lebarkan jaluran penerimaan..try crk sporean or Chinese hong kong..but..our search went in vain..mase kt umah Jiran B..die beriya-iya ajak duduk skali ngan die..sbb umah tuh semi-d..4 bilik..fully furnished..pas2 die nk sewakan kt ktorang half the rental which is still cheaper than ape ktorang byr skrg..sounds fair kan..sbb ktorang pn occupy 2 bilik..after detailed discussion..we asked him to gave it a thought dulu & discuss ngan wife die..yelah..kitorang xkesah pn..die yg offer beriya..tp die knalah discuss ngan wife die dulu kan..ktorang bgtau yg we won’t stay long..smpai dpt 3rd tenant..ktorang will move to a proper houselah..mlm 2 he came back & bgtau..they agreed & asked us to move in by the end of the month (Jumaat 2 ari sudah..)..

So..we started to look for replacement utk umah ni..sbb our contract suppose to end by May..so..for us to get back the deposit..we need to find the replacement..30 people came & see the place..susah gile nk lekat..ade yg nk masuk by januarylah..ade yg nk mintak kuranglah..ade yg kate xsesuai utk family..ade yg kate xsesuai utk bachelors..damn..it’s hard..smpailah ari yg sepatutnyer ktorang pndah..no sign yg ade org nk amik..adelah sorang dua..yg ckp sgt berminat..tp kna tunggu advance companylah..yg sorang lg nk tunggu early January..so..we decided to move out & forfeit our deposit…

Last Friday..kitorang pn packed our stuff & called movers pindahkan brg..xlarat nk angkat..sakit pinggang..ngee..agak excited nk pndah umah..around 430 lori smpai..ktorang pn pindahlah ke umah br…seronokkk gile rase!!yelah..duk ngan bangsa kite jugak..lgpn dh kenal..smpai2..lepas guide movers tuh kt mane nk letak brg..ktorang start unpack brg kt dapur..sbb xnaklah nampak bersepah kan..dah adat duk bersama ni..disbbkan dyrang br pas kenduri..dapur tuh agak bersepahlah..so..we helped them kemas dapur..& we unpacked our stuff..pas2 tuan umah ckplah..mknlah ape yg ade ye..i was like..ok..xpe2..we’ll help ourselves..2 hours..xnampak kelibat isterinyer..yelah..ktorang smpai tuh pn dh maghrib..agaknyer solat & rehatlah 2..so..lpas habis2 kemas..aku pn tgk tv..che lah dh naik nk kemas bilik die..tetibe isterinyer turun..without saying hi..okkk fine..die masuk dapur..then naik atas balik..jerit2 kt depan bilik anak die..the conversation lebih kurang mcm nih.. “Ahmad..(bukan name sebenar)..hey..what u what to eat huh??i’m too tired ok!!i won’t cook..”the anak xmau makan..die nk hot dog..and the isteri “hey..i purposely simpankan nasik dgn lamb for u..i dun want to come down & cook anything ok!!” gulppp..nasik tuh the husband dh suruh ktorang mkn..pempuan 2 menjerit yg smpai aku kt bwh dgr & i assumed she purposelylah kan..double SHITT!!man..i sensed something's not right..then che lah pn offerlah nk msakkan hot dog..xlarat nk dgr die memekik!!they came down to d kitchen..

antara mende2 yg pempuan tuh ckp yg menyentap jiwa raga aku…

“eh…u all x rase odd ke ehh??i rase oddlah..sbb xpnah ade org lain sa2 umah..” f**k!!(yupp..that was what on my mind at dat time!!)
“ u all xyahlah kuarkan brg2 u all eh..btw..u all temporarily je kan??bile ehh nk dpt 3rd tenant?” (mase ni aku dh speechless dh!!)”nanti toilet2 tuh under u all nyer custodianlah ehh..then klo nk basuh baju..jgn weekendslah..sbb nanti bunyi gedegang2..then gelas2 ni u all bolelah pakai..sbb I xrase nk bwk balik Singapore pn..ape2 pn I plg penting kna bersihlah ye..then everytime after mandi kna scrap water kt floor sbb takut leakage..then u all masak sendiri2lah ye..lps2 kna kemas right awaylah..i ade byk nk ckp..tp xtulis..patut I tulis..sorrylah..i dulu auditor..tuh yg agak demanding” MAN!!!rase insulting gile..itu adalah separuh je dr ape yg die ckp..byk lg..samda aku xingat or malas nk tuliss…aku duduk free ke kt situ??the moment die ckp die auditor..aku trus bgn masuk bilik..sbb aku dh menggigil marah..smpai rase cam nk nangis..aku tgk brg2 aku dan blank!!aku xsentuh ape pn..che lah came in.."Nyahhhh…die ingat kite duduk free??nampak gile xsuke kite duk sini??kan kite suruh discuss..die yg offer..pas2 layan mcm cilaka!!" pas2 klo nk ckp psl bersih2 nih..salah orglah weyy!!aku tgk dapur tuh..i can do 10x better ok!!bukan nk berlagak..tp gaya ckp mcm aku ni budak2 bwh umur..the husband seboleh-boleh nk wat ktorang feel at home..yg wifenyer seboleh-boleh nk bgtau..i2 umah die..trying to mark her territoty!!we decided nk tunggu sebln je..sbb dyrang pn nk g vacation next week for a month..mase duk borak2 kt bilik..pempuan tuh duk kemas2 dapur..saje duk kelengkung-kelengkang!!xpuas atilah sbb kitorang unpack brg2 makanan ktorang..yelah!!nk letak mane ikan2 tuh..nk simpan dlm kotak??aku xkuar bilik dh..rase sakit hati sgt2!!aku xpnah rase sedih cam2..even mase br2 smpai doha pn aku xrase cam2..

Sabtu pepg aku dh bgn..aku xleh tdo langsung..kul 9 kitorang dh tercongok kt Villagio..klo x..confirm aku masih bermalas-malasan atas katil..tp sbb seboleh-bolehnyer xnak pandang muke pempuan kejam tuh!!bfast kt mcd..had coffe & pie..setelah discuss2..for our peace of mind..we decided to move back to our old house ARINI JUGAKK!!xtahan sgt2 dah..call lah a few people yg ktorang knal utk mintak pendapat..yelah..kitorang ni pempuan..takut wat decision based on emosi..tp setelah gather a few opinion..we decided to stick to our plan..call movers yg smlm tuh..terperanjat beruk mamat tuh..”Y??u lost a lot u know??”yupp..we know..biarlah rugi skit drpd mkn ati..disbbkan ktrang call 2 kali dlm 24 jam..die bglah diskaun..hihi..untung perniagaan die..dpt ramai org cam ktorang..bole naik haji dh mamat tuh!!agaknyer ade gak hikmah umah lame tuh xde org nak..rupenyer kitorang balik blk kt umah tuh..imagine klo umah tuh dh ade org??mau aku check-in hotel there & then..sebabkan sakit ati nyer psl..bought myself one dress & one blouse..without thinking!!then nk beli dh sa2 kasut crocs tuh..costs about 350..tp sbbkan movers tuh nk dtg kul 1..so..we rushed back..(fuihh!!)

Bile ktorng bgtau d husband..he was sooo surprise!!memula..nk jugak bgtau d real truth..tp memandangkan die dh tue..dh sebaya mama&papa pn..& i still have respect towards elderly..walaupun perangai macam LAHANAT!!!1.30 movers smpai..2.30 brg2 dh siap kt umah lame..home sweet home..legaaa gile rase..dlm 24 jam..2 kali pindah..keja gile!!ohhh!!!satu lg..berbalik pd Jiran A..mase die nk pindah..sepatah haram xbgtau kitorang..dhlah deposit umah xbyr..walked out macm tuh jekk!!berbudi bahasa sungguhlah bangsa kite ni kan??die tinggallah brg2 furniture die..suddenly pg sabtu ktorang balik..abis licin dh brg2 die hangkut..bile sms wat2 xtau plak tuH!!awak tuh alim..org bijak pandai..xreti berbudi bahasa ke??

Xtaulah ape yg malang sgt nasib ktorang nih!!sedih gilee..lepas dh pindah brg blk..smbg blk pg villagio..ngee..tp sbb dh rase lega..aku xdelah shopping ikut nafsu..aku beli buku yg aku reserved 2 months ago..Girls from Riyadh..mase tuh aku dah start rase drowsy gile..must be sbb coffee pg td..aku dh lame gile xminum coffee..or maybe sbb lapar sbb xmkn tgh ari lg..so..beli puff & air..duduk kejap..then pusing2 c4..after maghrib..we went to Thai snack for our dinner..xlalu sgt nk mkn..sbb pening2 still there..then ade org call nk tgk umah..so..rushed back..kemas skit2..then pas entertain dyrang..change to my pj..clean up..start bace buku yg beli td..best&xleh letak..but forced myself to sleep by 10 as esok kna keja..tp kul 1130 terjaga..xleh tdo smpai kul 4 pg..dun know y..maybe sbb penangan caffeine kot..badan penat tp mata xleh tdo..ooh man!!dh 2 mlm xtdo btul ni..hopefully i'll be ok smpai abis kja ptg ni..

Kesimpulannyer..weeknds ni sgt2 sucksss!!mentang2 ktorang ni pempuan..single..sorang2 kt sini..layan kitorang ni..cam hape je kan!!br senang skit dh berlagak..I met a lot of people kt sini..millionaire pn ramai org Malaysia..(I guess!!) tp xde yg perangai mcm tuh..ko rase ko duduk negara jiran yg agak developed skit dr Malaysia..ko rase superior lah??(opps…) ko rase Malaysian ni x same standard lah??weyyy!!!wake uplah woiii!!klo baye korang tuh..duk umah elok2..xde nk dtg merantau jauh2 ..

And for now..no facebook for me..no ym for me..smpailah blk dr dubai nanti..so..i will be disconnected from the cyberworld for sometimes…hihi..(kecuali kt office..)tp the bright side of it..aku bole abiskan buku2 yg aku beli tuh..hmmm..true!!Another 5 days before my trip to Dubai..something to merubat luka die hati..uhukk..

Costs pindah randah
Transport - 350QR
Unnessary shopping - 400QR
Transport pusing2 - 150QR
Peace of mind - PRICELESS!!